Archived Current list of celebrities who've vowed to leave America if Trump is elected (i.imgur.com)
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Archived Current list of celebrities who've vowed to leave America if Trump is elected (i.imgur.com)
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Let's see where everyone said they would go. If they don't even have that much planned, then I'm just going to say they're "moving" to the front page of the local paper.
Miley couldn't seem to stop cursing long enough to say where she will "move".
Whoopi only said that she "might" "move", since she "can afford to go", but doesn't even say what direction she will be trying to "move" in.
Al just said he was "moving" out "of here", after assuming that Donald Trump would otherwise deport a Brooklyn native. He is staying put, most likely.
Jon is still living in his world of comedy, since the only way to currently "get in a rocket and go to another planet" is "get a ride with the next NASA Mars drone", and they wouldn't even allow the weight of his ashes onto that mission.
Eddie says he is moving to Africa. As the first person to say where he will go, he is also the first person who has a plan complete enough to be believable.
Cher is saying she'll be "moving" to a planet that we haven't even sent any probes to land on (since it's a gas giant, and is not a place that any life we know of could live). She's just screaming out random words that accidentally sounded like a complete sentence.
Raven says she'll be moving to Canada with her "entire family" (do they know about this move they will all be taking?), but as the second person to list an actual country, and with her claim to already have "my ticket", she is believeable.
George, an LA native, says that "we'll all go back". He never says that he'll move out of the country, he is just trying to speak for his entire demographic even while "go back" for him means "return to LA, rather than Hollywood".
Samuel gave a simple "if-then" statement (minus the actual word "then"), and gave a believable country for his move destination. Could be legit.
So that is 3 people who could legitimately move, and 6 who just want to get on the "let's all hate Trump" (or, in the case of Raven, "let's hate all Republicans") bandwagon.