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[–] Dead-_ 34 points 103 points (+137|-34) ago  (edited ago)

Sounds like you're still pretty young and you're still developing your world view.

Never forget. Jews control society, media, banking. They are in control of the printing of our money. Never forget this.

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[–] Capt_Dynamitebeard 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

Jewbs

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[–] Dead-_ 18 points 33 points (+51|-18) ago 

Just giving the young lad some good advice.

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[–] pissed 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago 

These idiots do that with everything. Eg. The sky is blue. Reaction: Goddamn jews, they ruin everything. Everyone knows they control the color of the sky. BOOORING

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jews have boobs too. Both genders. Actually, isn't there a rumor that they have a hidden third nipple?

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[–] 4593934 [S] 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 

Shit, thanks man. Gotta stay on my toes. Could be penny-pinching around any corner.

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[–] Dead-_ 12 points 23 points (+35|-12) ago  (edited ago)

Lol. Like don't just blindly hate Jews, that won't do anybody any good.

Just never blindly trust them. All I'm saying is be aware of who they are and the power they hold in society.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

While he's coming off like a slight psychopath, there is some truth in his words. Being a realist is hard sometimes.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well I'll give you some advice.

  • Set yourself up a money market account as soon as you're able. Build it up to between $5k-$10k as your emergency fund. Obviously this will take time. When you get it to $5k don't touch it, just let it earn interest.
  • If you want to build up a savings account from your paycheck that is separate from the Emergency Fund money market account.
  • If your job has 401k matching max those options out. This will be very beneficial later in life. This should be higher priority than the Emergency Fund and Savings account.
  • Never add any one's name jointly to your checking account, credit card, or retirement accounts. You only add a trust worthy person as a beneficiary so they can take control of the account quickly in the event of your death instead of having to go through probate.
  • If you co-habitat or get married you have your bank account and she has hers. You open a joint account to pay bills that you both put shares of money into. These are the account direct deposits should go into.
  • Trusts will be your best friend. If you plan to get married buy your house first in a trust, same goes for your dream vehicle.
  • If you have kids set up basic trusts you can slowly put money into. If a divorce ever happens this becomes an option to dump money into.
  • Safety deposit boxes in your name only are where you should keep original copies of precious documents including your social security card and birth certificate. If you have family jewelry it should be in here.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's never too early, eh? "If you're old enough for boobs..."

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[–] XPS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Old enough to hear about the jews

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[–] Chingasa 1 points 74 points (+75|-1) ago 

Self-rape is still rape. What size cup are you?

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[–] 4594159 [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

They don't make them in my size.

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[–] the_magic_man 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Strangers on the subway don't count

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[–] 4594097 [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Not everyone had the same first experience as you, buddy

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's called, "gettin' some strange" and it totally counts.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Whoa, next thing you'll say rape doesn't count as sex.

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Age?

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[–] 4594000 [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Well, if her age is on the clock...

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

59?

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[–] the_magic_man 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And remember, if she has lights on her shoes, she's too young

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tell that to @hecho. He's the one that needs to be told this on an hourly basis.

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[–] 4593848 [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

GF

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[–] trucking_foal 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Did she wake up?

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[–] Chance 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Hahaha, congrats OP. https://i.sli.mg/cNYaZt.gif

Happy for you bud. Now go find out what tittyfucking feels like.

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[–] 4594182 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Haha, thanks pal, and I'm looking forward to it.

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[–] syntaxian 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Your boob experiences can only go up from here.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

...and her experiences can go down from here.

Just remind her to be careful with the teeth.

Teeth suck.

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[–] im_the_dude_man 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You're not supposed to suck with your teeth.

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[–] 4593957 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nice, thanks for the info.

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[–] idk 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

It feels like... a bag of sand

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[–] SIDWULF 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Have you ever touched a bag of sand?

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[–] G4 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I think you felt fake tits.

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope, my girlfriend's got a pair and they do not feel like sand. They're far more firm than that.

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