Do you reach inside for some beloved tune stored within to counteract Tswifts commands to shake shake shake, or Kperry's insistence that you're an m80?
I'm already pissed off about blowing extra money on "healthy" ingredients to make a variety of meals for my family when I know damn well that one giant fifteen dollar frozen lasagna and a few heads of cabbage will feed everyone for four days.
Why I gotta have Bruno Mars daring me to slap the elderly with a twenty pound bag of kitty litter before screaming "Don't believe me, just watch!" for standing too long in front of the specific kind of yogurt I gotta open a refrigerator door to get to!?
_Post a tune you listen to in your head to survive getting groceries.
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[–] Tecktonik 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I find it is perfect acceptable to sing along to stupid songs at the grocery store. If other customers see you, they probably won't think you are crazy, they just think you are singing to yourself, not realizing that there is music playing in the store. But the employees know what you are doing, and they totally empathize with your pain.