Do you reach inside for some beloved tune stored within to counteract Tswifts commands to shake shake shake, or Kperry's insistence that you're an m80?
I'm already pissed off about blowing extra money on "healthy" ingredients to make a variety of meals for my family when I know damn well that one giant fifteen dollar frozen lasagna and a few heads of cabbage will feed everyone for four days.
Why I gotta have Bruno Mars daring me to slap the elderly with a twenty pound bag of kitty litter before screaming "Don't believe me, just watch!" for standing too long in front of the specific kind of yogurt I gotta open a refrigerator door to get to!?
_Post a tune you listen to in your head to survive getting groceries.
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[–] Firevine 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The drunks and middle school dropouts I worked with at a Pizza Hut many, many years ago would have rap music blaring on this little tinny sounding piece of junk radio. Customers would complain to the management about it, and they'd just crank it back up. I stole the cord one day, and they just brought in another one. I stole that one, and only told the store manager where it was so she could listen in the mornings. The fuckers brought in another radio. I finally just stabbed the damned thing several times and left the knife in it to get the point across.
[–] LatchMclatch69 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An unwanted intrusion through any hole including the ear is rape.
Stabbing is a perfectly valid means of self defense.