Do you reach inside for some beloved tune stored within to counteract Tswifts commands to shake shake shake, or Kperry's insistence that you're an m80?
I'm already pissed off about blowing extra money on "healthy" ingredients to make a variety of meals for my family when I know damn well that one giant fifteen dollar frozen lasagna and a few heads of cabbage will feed everyone for four days.
Why I gotta have Bruno Mars daring me to slap the elderly with a twenty pound bag of kitty litter before screaming "Don't believe me, just watch!" for standing too long in front of the specific kind of yogurt I gotta open a refrigerator door to get to!?
_Post a tune you listen to in your head to survive getting groceries.
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[–] AnTi90d 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The Muzak in grocery stores is nothing compared to what I had to endure working at a BBQ restaurant a few years ago. The owner had it turned to 50's music.. in the god damn kitchen. After two months of that shit blasting in my ears, I finally got a ladder and physically disabled the kitchen speaker.
[–] Firevine 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The drunks and middle school dropouts I worked with at a Pizza Hut many, many years ago would have rap music blaring on this little tinny sounding piece of junk radio. Customers would complain to the management about it, and they'd just crank it back up. I stole the cord one day, and they just brought in another one. I stole that one, and only told the store manager where it was so she could listen in the mornings. The fuckers brought in another radio. I finally just stabbed the damned thing several times and left the knife in it to get the point across.
[–] LatchMclatch69 [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An unwanted intrusion through any hole including the ear is rape.
Stabbing is a perfectly valid means of self defense.
[–] LatchMclatch69 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'v been there.
Steakhouse.
Doowhop and Mo-Town all day.
Do you have a song you keep in your head to fight it?
[–] AnTi90d 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Before I killed the speaker, I'd listen to metal and industrial music at extreme volume levels in the 15 minutes leading up to my shift. Marilyn Manson and Fear Factory helped me fight the hourly airing of that Mello-Yello song.