Walking across peoples yards can be dangerous. Lumpy and holes, and stumps.
I need reading glasses. Bought some cheap ones at the Walmart. I can actually read some of those envelope addresses in the twilight.
You can drink epsom salts. For constipation. I bought some to soak my feet. But the instructions have that in there too. Who knew.
I hate mail slots.
And could everyone please number your house.
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[–] Pattoe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sounds a lot like when I was a door to door salesman, apart from the fact that I worked 70 hour weeks, made $30 in 2 weeks and then quit cos fuck that shit.