Walking across peoples yards can be dangerous. Lumpy and holes, and stumps.
I need reading glasses. Bought some cheap ones at the Walmart. I can actually read some of those envelope addresses in the twilight.
You can drink epsom salts. For constipation. I bought some to soak my feet. But the instructions have that in there too. Who knew.
I hate mail slots.
And could everyone please number your house.
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[–] Tinfoil_hat 3 points 0 points 3 points (+3|-3) ago
Postal agents gave away the military secrets! They're brown pants only hide lies and thighs! We most likely won't be able to attend the event as we'll be busy with the Capitol.