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First time I bring my girlfriend over to my parents house (she and I are both 29), my little sister (15) reveals that she's pregnant with a 22 year old to my gf before saying anything to anyone else in my family about it. Then she proceeds to pull up a naked picture of the dude on her phone and show me and my gf. Then she tells my gf that my older brother (35) said that my gf looks 30 years older than me because of her hair (She dyed her hair white and purple). My older brother totally didn't say that. So then my little sister pulls up a picture of me and my ex fiancee from like 7 years ago and blows up the pic on her computer screen turning it to me and my gf... Then there was just a giant debate between my older sister (39) and my mom about whether or not my little sister was pregnant (she totally was)... and the best part about all this is that my girlfriend barely cried. She's a strong woman and I'm madly in love with her, but fuck my family and how much of a little shit my sister was to her. This was her first impression of my family, she did pretty well.
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[–] lamecustomgifs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
First time I bring my girlfriend over to my parents house (she and I are both 29), my little sister (15) reveals that she's pregnant with a 22 year old to my gf before saying anything to anyone else in my family about it. Then she proceeds to pull up a naked picture of the dude on her phone and show me and my gf. Then she tells my gf that my older brother (35) said that my gf looks 30 years older than me because of her hair (She dyed her hair white and purple). My older brother totally didn't say that. So then my little sister pulls up a picture of me and my ex fiancee from like 7 years ago and blows up the pic on her computer screen turning it to me and my gf... Then there was just a giant debate between my older sister (39) and my mom about whether or not my little sister was pregnant (she totally was)... and the best part about all this is that my girlfriend barely cried. She's a strong woman and I'm madly in love with her, but fuck my family and how much of a little shit my sister was to her. This was her first impression of my family, she did pretty well.