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Grandfather with dementia tried calling us a bunch of times last night around 3am. Ended up calling the police and just hanging up. Police contacted us around 430 and were like "he seems to be having memory issues." -_-
Visited him today and all he remembers is the police trying to take him to "jail hospital." We have no idea why he was up calling everyone at 3am.
after a series of very unlikely coincidences I spent Christmas eve 1995 working at mcdonalds with the love of my life, confessed got rejected and then got home watched Turandot on tv drank half a bottle of cognac and understood that god is a troll that torments us just fortehlulz
First time I bring my girlfriend over to my parents house (she and I are both 29), my little sister (15) reveals that she's pregnant with a 22 year old to my gf before saying anything to anyone else in my family about it. Then she proceeds to pull up a naked picture of the dude on her phone and show me and my gf. Then she tells my gf that my older brother (35) said that my gf looks 30 years older than me because of her hair (She dyed her hair white and purple). My older brother totally didn't say that. So then my little sister pulls up a picture of me and my ex fiancee from like 7 years ago and blows up the pic on her computer screen turning it to me and my gf... Then there was just a giant debate between my older sister (39) and my mom about whether or not my little sister was pregnant (she totally was)... and the best part about all this is that my girlfriend barely cried. She's a strong woman and I'm madly in love with her, but fuck my family and how much of a little shit my sister was to her. This was her first impression of my family, she did pretty well.
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[–] multidan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Grandfather with dementia tried calling us a bunch of times last night around 3am. Ended up calling the police and just hanging up. Police contacted us around 430 and were like "he seems to be having memory issues." -_-
Visited him today and all he remembers is the police trying to take him to "jail hospital." We have no idea why he was up calling everyone at 3am.
[–] pipispapas 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
after a series of very unlikely coincidences I spent Christmas eve 1995 working at mcdonalds with the love of my life, confessed got rejected and then got home watched Turandot on tv drank half a bottle of cognac and understood that god is a troll that torments us just fortehlulz
[–] lamecustomgifs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
First time I bring my girlfriend over to my parents house (she and I are both 29), my little sister (15) reveals that she's pregnant with a 22 year old to my gf before saying anything to anyone else in my family about it. Then she proceeds to pull up a naked picture of the dude on her phone and show me and my gf. Then she tells my gf that my older brother (35) said that my gf looks 30 years older than me because of her hair (She dyed her hair white and purple). My older brother totally didn't say that. So then my little sister pulls up a picture of me and my ex fiancee from like 7 years ago and blows up the pic on her computer screen turning it to me and my gf... Then there was just a giant debate between my older sister (39) and my mom about whether or not my little sister was pregnant (she totally was)... and the best part about all this is that my girlfriend barely cried. She's a strong woman and I'm madly in love with her, but fuck my family and how much of a little shit my sister was to her. This was her first impression of my family, she did pretty well.