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[–] roznak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It is very obvious that you did not see the movie.

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[–] Motoko [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Saw the movie last night. Made it about an hour into it, then I started skipping the "action" to get to the development. Never got there.

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[–] Gerplunckamo 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The main villain is two dimensional

The bait is strong with this one. If anything, Kylo Ren was the one saving grace of the entire movie.

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[–] Motoko [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Super spoilers --> Kinda Storm Trooper fellsbadman.jpg about killing innocent space people. Immediately casts his future into the wind to help a rouge leader. Rouge leader "dies". Storm Trooper Fin goes and finds main character. Main character steals the millennium falcon from a stealer who stole it. Han Solo and Chewy magically find Millennium Falcon. Contant scene changes to edgy red lightsaber dood. Throw in some jokes about all the aforementioned st00f. Random lightsaber fight. Destiny. Let go blow up the death star v3. Super suspenseful lightsaber fight (not really). Haha remember the old Star Wars? Queue the same two music tracks that everybody knows and <3. OMFG is that fat Luke with spray tan? The end.

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[–] Motoko [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Super super spoilers ---> Fin meets girl. Girl meets chewy and solo and chewy's new girlfriend. That old lady from the first movies shows up to have some sort of romantic tension with Solo. It doesn't really play out well. Kaybro like to use his force powers to interrogate people. Somehow everything works out and the MC escapes. Not before Han Solo touches his evil son's face and bites the lightsaber. EXPLOSIONS!!! Lightsaber fight in the woods that the MC only survives because plot armor. Remember that Han Solo guy that carried the whole movie? Neither do I. But look, it's Luke Skywalker who looks like he's been to some support groups for forgotten force warriors. Dramatic music plays while Luke stares at his lightsaber like an alcoholic.