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[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Killing his friends... Fuck. I hadn't thought of that.

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[–] 3660124 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He was abducted as a child and given a serial number instead of a name, and then given a job in sanitation. I don't think he had any real "friends" in the First Order.

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[–] goalsins [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

holy shit can't believe i forgot Finn. edited post for your pleasure.

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[–] lamecustomgifs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have not seen this movie and I am crying tears of laughter reading your review and the comments. Thanks for making my day!!!

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[–] X____sign_here____ 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago  (edited ago)

and the fucking battle-hardened teenager running the new death star? UTTER FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS. when he screamed his lines trying to sound tough it came off like a bullied teen screaming at people to back up or he will seriously fuck them up.

That actor is in his 30's.

LOL UR OLD

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[–] goalsins [S] 5 points 1 points (+6|-5) ago  (edited ago)

unlike you i didn't jerk off to the credits and go look up his actual age. and his age isn't even the point.

he may well be in his 30s but he looks like he's 15. i mean compare the sense of gravity you got from the first destroyer ship's officers encountered in the original star wars. they look much older.

the guys in the new version have ZERO FUCKING FOREHEAD LINES. everything is baby fucking smooth on their faces. if you can't tell the difference you must be like 10 years old and easily fooled by shiny objects.

TIME TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER LOL

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

1) It's called Google. That's the interweb searchy thing-ama-jobeer for you old timers. It took like 10 seconds to look it up. Ask the nurse at the retirement home to show you when you get computer time. And don't called it "the googles". Just call it google.

2) It is probably hard for you to not see that many people in your age group on the big screen. That's part of getting old. You just have to deal with it.

3) I hated that movie as well. But I didn't hate it because of "faggots" or "teenagers". I hated it because the plot was stupid, the plot holes were huge, it was a panderingfest, and a simple regurgitation of the first movie. That said, I didn't expect much going in considering the movie really is just one large advertisement for selling licenses and products.

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[–] WhiteAmerica1776 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

No he's not.

The jungle book kid just looks young. Doesn't mean that he isn't a shit actor though

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[–] X____sign_here____ 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

He is 32.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domhnall_Gleeson

But I forgot this is Voat where the facts don't matter. As long as you call people faggots, niggers, or cucks, you're good.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

When your villain goes into autistic shitfits every five seconds, there's a problem.

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[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Am I the only one who saw Kylo Ren as a goth Napoleon Dynamite? "No one respects my mad dark side skills grandpa, gosh!"

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[–] goalsins [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Holy Christ. so appropriate.

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[–] Game_Maven 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, you missed mentioning the best part! The Star Killer Base could never ever feasibly work as a weapon of mass destruction, as sucking in a sun the size of our own into a space smaller than earth would crush the planet and everybody on it. You also think Finn would've mentioned it sooner AS HE WORKED THERE AND HIS "AMAZING" character development for leaving the First Order...

Kylo Ren wasn't even the worst character. Yeah, he's a fucking little bitch, which is why I didn't give a shit when he got his ass handed to him by the Mary Sue. As soon as Rey was introduced, the movie careened down and plopped on the ground like sizzling shit. She solves every damn problem, manuveured the Falcon through a wrecked Star Destroyer after barely being able to take flight, understands the Falcon better than Han (LOL), pulls Jedi Mind Tricks out of nowhere and defeats a trained force user. Even Anakin and Luke needed several years of training to reach that point, and if you believe the mindwipe theory, SHE'D STILL WOULD'VE ONLY BEEN A SMALL KID WHEN THE ACADEMY FELL! I'm calling it right now, plot twist in the next movie is that she's Luke's daughter, revealed by yours truly, Kylo Ren.

This movie is just as terrible as the first two prequel movies, as they all have terrible acting, and Jar Jar alone equals the story progression in new one. Even though the prequels were shit, each movie was internally consistent and had a story you could understand; everyone but Lucas knew how to tell it. Sure you can enjoy this movie much like you can any of the Transformers movies, but it still doesn't make it good.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens, is as awful as any fan-fiction you can find on Tumblr. Is this really what we gave the EU up for? We lost I Jedi, the cluster of novels centered around Jacen Solo turning into Darth Cadeus, Jaina, the Mandolorians, Thrawn, Darth Bane, Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, for this?! It is well long past time to regard Star Wars as pivotal and iconic. This film is the result of fools not understanding that the magic and cultural phenomenon which came from the original resulted more from it's revolutionary special effects than its simple crafted story, and cannot be repeated ever again.

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[–] goalsins [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

if i tried to describe why the bitch shipwrecked the movie, i'd need 12 posts. thanks for doing the dirty work!

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[–] Big_Amish 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit OP is salty as fuck. Everyone is entitled to their opinions, but damn man take a blood pressure pill before you pop a vessel. Shit man crack a beer, smoke some pot, shoot up or whatever the fuck you do to chill out. Getting this worked up over a fucking movie is just foolish.

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[–] 3660157 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's funny that you couldn't even reply with the same account you posted with.

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[–] TheFatMistake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Everyone's entitled to their wrong opinions I guess. I liked pretty much every aspect of the movie and I didn't even go into it as a huge Star Wars fan. The characters were interesting and their stories were entertaining. The fight scenes were cool, I loved the pilots, and the acting was great! Also, the actor who plays Kylo Ren is 32 years old.

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[–] TheFatMistake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao, what did I say that has to do with food. We talking about star wars nigga.

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