Archived I am a ginger trapped in a human body and demand that all your souls belong to me (whatever)
submitted ago by GingerSoul
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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Archived I am a ginger trapped in a human body and demand that all your souls belong to me (whatever)
submitted ago by GingerSoul
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[–] ilovepussy 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
You can tell how many souls a ginger has stolen by counting their freckles.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] matt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You leave a stick pin in each one to mark it. That is how you count.
[–] big_fat_dangus 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The TRUTH about gingers REVEALED!!! Voat has been trying to CENSOR the DEBATE about gingers, but never fEAr!!!!!! LIVE DEBATE TONITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–] QuaffWhileThouCanst 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
What is this "soul", and can I get one by eating yours? :)
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I can steal the soul of each person who replies to this thread. You are my first victim, muahahaha.
[–] QuaffWhileThouCanst 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Find it and it's yours!
[–] freedumbz 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That implies I have a soul to begin with. Check and mate, ginger.
[–] Avidmtnrunner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
joke's on you bitch, I don't have one either.
[–] weejobbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How exactly do you propose to suck my soul out?
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's my secret, you soul is already mine.
[–] weejobbie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
OK, fine
[–] KilbornsMomentofZen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My son has orange hair and 0 freckles. He doesn't burn in sunlight. He must be a daywalker. You cannot have his superior soul, you filthy fucking goyim.
[–] mamwad 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't have a soul, can we still be friends?
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We can't, you are the competition.
[–] Call_Me_Kelly ago
That's what she said. I think I'm getting better at this : )
[–] itazuka ago
Perfect! But no heart lost since wrong sub... But perfect!
[–] flapjack_charlie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Quick- someone play some James Brown- he'll explode Akira style!
[–] Cid 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Omg you can't say a word with an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R!
[–] GingerSoul [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That will trigger all those SJWs who say that gingers have souls.
[–] Cid 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Pfft, what do they know.