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[–] Foiz5000 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I like cream in my coffee, but still, don't fuck my coffee.

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[–] AnTi90d 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That would be.. difficult. You'd either have to freeze it (brr..) or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste.

Now that you mention it, though.. I'd totally fuck my coffee just to let that slut know who the boss is.

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When I was about 12 years old, I found an old Penthouse Letters in a box in my parent's basement. Inside was a story, with photo shoot scenes to match [you know how they do] about a woman dipping her fingers in her hot coffee and rubbing her clit to entice the writer into sex. IIRC they were in a car.

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[–] Tipman79 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

or coagulate it into something more firm than a paste

/v/awkwardboners needs to be a sub....