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Scaphism: Put a man inside two boats made so that his limbs and head stick outside while his body remains inside like a turtle. Force feed milk and honey until he is shitting and vomiting himself and then push him out into a pond with little current.
Then let the insects have him.
According to the records written by Plutarch, the Greek essayist and biographer, he was unlucky enough to survive 17 days in “the boats.”
hmmm... that can come after a week of the the sand blaster running on them at all angles 24 hours a day just enough to sting their skinned flesh when I'm not working them.
I think an anthill would be more effective as far as a sustained assault. 17 days in the sun with intermittent bugs would be pretty bad too
The bugs are attracted by the shit inside the floating coffin. Pong bugs will dig and burrow into the flesh and eyes and you could do little but stare at the sun while you have the ability to stare. You could feel the bugs burrowing and reproducing inside you before you die.
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[–] ifuckdolphinseverday [S] ago
Useful however it lacks a certain flavor such as;
Scaphism: Put a man inside two boats made so that his limbs and head stick outside while his body remains inside like a turtle. Force feed milk and honey until he is shitting and vomiting himself and then push him out into a pond with little current.
Then let the insects have him.
[–] ThePoliceTookMyGuns ago
hmmm... that can come after a week of the the sand blaster running on them at all angles 24 hours a day just enough to sting their skinned flesh when I'm not working them.
I think an anthill would be more effective as far as a sustained assault. 17 days in the sun with intermittent bugs would be pretty bad too
[–] ifuckdolphinseverday [S] ago
The bugs are attracted by the shit inside the floating coffin. Pong bugs will dig and burrow into the flesh and eyes and you could do little but stare at the sun while you have the ability to stare. You could feel the bugs burrowing and reproducing inside you before you die.