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[–] ThePoliceTookMyGuns 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was thinking about sand blaster torture. you could skin them, gouge them, slice them, spray their skinned flesh and then cut off toes all without having to pick up a new tool. Honestly it's hard to think of ways to make it worse.

[–] watts2db ago 

remove its eyeballs and pour paint remover into the eye sockets

[–] ifuckdolphinseverday [S] ago 

Useful however it lacks a certain flavor such as;

Scaphism: Put a man inside two boats made so that his limbs and head stick outside while his body remains inside like a turtle. Force feed milk and honey until he is shitting and vomiting himself and then push him out into a pond with little current.

Then let the insects have him.

According to the records written by Plutarch, the Greek essayist and biographer, he was unlucky enough to survive 17 days in “the boats.”

[–] ThePoliceTookMyGuns ago 

hmmm... that can come after a week of the the sand blaster running on them at all angles 24 hours a day just enough to sting their skinned flesh when I'm not working them.

I think an anthill would be more effective as far as a sustained assault. 17 days in the sun with intermittent bugs would be pretty bad too