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I went to Powell books. Bought a book. Girl asked if I wanted a bag. I said yes. She placed my new book in a paper bag. I asked "you don't have a plastic bag"? She replied with a very snooty attitude "we don't have plastic bags" so I asked " how am I supposed to kill the sea turtles? You want me to go to the beach and strangle them one by one!?!?" Look of horror on her face was priceless I was sure she was about to call security. People in Portland are humorless self-important narcissists.. but they are endless fun to fuck with. I highly recommend it.
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[–] Pbm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I went to Powell books. Bought a book. Girl asked if I wanted a bag. I said yes. She placed my new book in a paper bag. I asked "you don't have a plastic bag"? She replied with a very snooty attitude "we don't have plastic bags" so I asked " how am I supposed to kill the sea turtles? You want me to go to the beach and strangle them one by one!?!?" Look of horror on her face was priceless I was sure she was about to call security. People in Portland are humorless self-important narcissists.. but they are endless fun to fuck with. I highly recommend it.