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[–]Plant_Boy0 points
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After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!
[–]Intrixina0 points
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I'm assuming it being used in that context is nigger-speak? Anything I've not heard in the English language before now, I assume is nigger (or degenerate) speak.
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Translated:
A. "I have so many traits that completely disqualify me from being decent wife and mother material, that the father of my child won't even hang around to be a family"
B. "I have a shitty ability to pick a decent man to be the father of my child, but I want you to fund said child because I'm a degenerate"
or C. "I fucked some variant of nigger or a degenerate and he won't hang around because of the obvious."
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LOL.
A literal caricature of the "I'm ready to settle down now" meme.
I'm sure she caught the eye of the local pedo population. What other guy would accept this worthless "deal" if not for the subtle "access to a child" element along side her fairly clear stipulation that sex with her isn't going to be part of the package.
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[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago
That went downhill really fast.
[–] bcboncs 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
The memes write themselves
[–] robot7247 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
alright, finally a trad.........slut.
[–] heilmf 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
thanks for summing it up perfectly so i dont have to
[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] ciaozuzu 1 point 65 points 66 points (+66|-1) ago
Also that baby is black ... guaranteed.
[–] facepaint 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That is totally unfair to say about a woman that casually uses the term ratchet.
[–] Intrixina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm assuming it being used in that context is nigger-speak? Anything I've not heard in the English language before now, I assume is nigger (or degenerate) speak.
[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My girl is pretty good at identifying tools, but every time I ask for my Kleins she brings me lineman's pliers. She's learning though
[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I swear every time I hear one unironically use the term I'd love nothing more than to hit them over the head with one.
A ratchet is a tool, useless whore!
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[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick
[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.
[–] puggy ago
like going to the butcher shop to find broccoli
[–] Intrixina 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago (edited ago)
Translated:
A. "I have so many traits that completely disqualify me from being decent wife and mother material, that the father of my child won't even hang around to be a family"
B. "I have a shitty ability to pick a decent man to be the father of my child, but I want you to fund said child because I'm a degenerate"
or C. "I fucked some variant of nigger or a degenerate and he won't hang around because of the obvious."
Pick one or several.
[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think this one is a B/C combo.
[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
You know there just isn't a day that goes by that I don't thank the Gods that we defeated Hitler.
[–] anoncastillo 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Just think how much worse a place the world is with a few hundred thousand less jews thanks to the holocaust.
[–] Gorillion 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
LOL.
A literal caricature of the "I'm ready to settle down now" meme.
I'm sure she caught the eye of the local pedo population. What other guy would accept this worthless "deal" if not for the subtle "access to a child" element along side her fairly clear stipulation that sex with her isn't going to be part of the package.
[–] reason247 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Whew... Good point.
[–] GeneralDisposition 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Big nose treated hair. Nothing else. Men are visual and I don't see a white picket fence here.
[–] Lurkan 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Lol what a whore