Both parties' candidates. They just get fucking aired out. The loser gets their execution broadcasted on national television from wherever they are when results are aired and the winner is escorted to the lawn in front of the White House where they get one in the back of the head. I don't have a solution for who actually runs the government. I just think this is a really good idea.
I'm not advocating to do this illegally. Rather, it should be legislated and then all those involved in the new law's legislation should drive their cars into the nearest brick or concrete wall.
Keep it this way for about ten years, end all communications with Israel, expel the remaining small hats, institute compulsory military service for white men, restrict voting rights and the ability to hold office to only those who have served following this change (no grandfathering in; sorry Iraq War boomers), and the country will be saved.
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[–] nougat_hater ago
You mean the US pre jews?
[–] bigrex99 ago
All elections now should be annual and drawn at random from a specific list of qualified people.
The qualifications list shall ensure that only people inclined to actually benefit the country are included. (make of that as you will)
Ideally serving in govt should be viewed negatively, so that the minimal interference with personal lives and freedom is enacted.
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[–] bigrex99 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Exactly the point.
The less govt does, the more freedoms the people retain.
[–] RoundWheel ago
They used to banish politicians after they served.