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[–] Maroonsaint [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Every single time I leave my apartment I walk down to my car then have to walk back up to my apartment to make sure I actually locked the door. I always locked the door. It’s a completely pointless exercise but I do it every single time.

[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly you should check it a third time after you get into your car because the other times were just a dream.

[–] Maroonsaint [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Last night I was drunk and I fell down the stairs. Again. But this time it hurt. My leg is hurt and my arm is hurt: just think. It’s funny now. Ok? But add 40 years (there’s no way in hell in gonna make it to my 60s) and a fall like that could actually kill me: motherfuckers die fallin in their bathtub. They fucking DIE. Everytime you start to think humans or special and god loves us start looking up all the stupid and pointless ways we die. We’re like deer. Have you ever watched the videos of deer falling and dying. That’s what we are. Just another thing that exists until we don’t. Get let’s of pussy do lots of drugs. Cause you’re fucked regardless. You wanna be some boring 90 year old who works out 4 times a week? FUCK THAT I WANNA SPEEDBALL COKE AND HEROIN AND BE OUTTA HERE BEFORE 40. That’s the deadline 40 everyone who makes it past the age of 40 is a fucking faggot; go out today and slap those wrinkles right off their stupid old faces. Make you scream YOURE BORING. As you do it