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[–] talkingliquor ago 

That was beautiful to read. I have no fixes for ya, Just digging it.

[–] Maroonsaint [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In college we used to just leave our apartment open. Like the door wide open. Who’s gonna come in and steal from us? First of all can you make it across all the glass we have on our carpet from shooting spare change and rocks at empty alcohol bottles with a slingshot? I remember one time I walked in. I wasn’t too terribly fucked up. Oh shit that’s how you spell terribly. That doesn’t look right. Anyways so I was playin a game or something and I was about to go to sleep. BY THE WAY wtf. How do you make a conscious effort to go to sleep. Like you’re sitting there. Blah blah fucking off and a little bell goes off in your head. “I’m gonna Go to sleep now” WTF. How do you do that. I literally will not sleep until I’m too fucked up to stay conscious. Or I’m drop dead tired. Anyways so I

Went go to sleep and this random ass dude was passed out in my bed. I went to go lay down and my bed started moving. I was like wtf is this. His drunk ass it took me 20 minutes to get his dumbass out my bed. I should have raped him. That would teach him to pass out in the wrong bed

[–] Imthecure 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks for the story, presidential candidate biden.

[–] Maroonsaint [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Every single time I leave my apartment I walk down to my car then have to walk back up to my apartment to make sure I actually locked the door. I always locked the door. It’s a completely pointless exercise but I do it every single time.

[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly you should check it a third time after you get into your car because the other times were just a dream.