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My cousin didn't wear a helmet on his, either. When he crashed, he was on somewhat soft sand, so his head was okay, but the handlebars somehow skewered his liver. Somehow he lived! I wish I saw more of that side of the family, they're a bunch of zany nutjobs! Their ridiculous boldness makes them the more successful part of the family, as well; they're all more well off than the rest of us are.
I'm not sure what the moral of the story is, if the is any moral. I guess, whatever, helmets are okay I guess, and death will get you one way or another so you may as well have a good time in the meantime... I guess that could be the moral. Why does it have to have a moral?! FUCK YOU!
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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My cousin didn't wear a helmet on his, either. When he crashed, he was on somewhat soft sand, so his head was okay, but the handlebars somehow skewered his liver. Somehow he lived! I wish I saw more of that side of the family, they're a bunch of zany nutjobs! Their ridiculous boldness makes them the more successful part of the family, as well; they're all more well off than the rest of us are.
I'm not sure what the moral of the story is, if the is any moral. I guess, whatever, helmets are okay I guess, and death will get you one way or another so you may as well have a good time in the meantime... I guess that could be the moral. Why does it have to have a moral?! FUCK YOU!
[–] HappyMealBullshit [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good points. There are a million ways to die when riding vehicles at fast speeds, many of which dont require you hitting your head.