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I'm pretty sure you didn't make it either, your story sounds like rank bullshit. Either that or you're the most retarded retard who ever was denied the use of a fork, since you failed to consider the possibility of hitchhiking in your tale of amazing personal bullshit.
You, sir, are an inspiration to self-aggrandizing bullshit artists everywhere. I doff my cap to you.
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[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You've made it sound so delightful, where do I sign up to risk my kidneys and my outer ears and my already-aching-from-work feet?
[–] toggafreggin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You probably wouldn't make it. Better soak those footsies in some Epsom salts and get ready for work tomorrow!
[–] FridayJones ago
I'm pretty sure you didn't make it either, your story sounds like rank bullshit. Either that or you're the most retarded retard who ever was denied the use of a fork, since you failed to consider the possibility of hitchhiking in your tale of amazing personal bullshit.
You, sir, are an inspiration to self-aggrandizing bullshit artists everywhere. I doff my cap to you.