Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
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Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Surgeons wear masks so it doesn't go into the open wound they caused.
I don't have any open wounds as I go about my daily business, do you?
And wouldn't that mean he is prohibited from looking away from other people, because turning left would blast all the people with his corona snot?
Your argument fails.
[–] DeltaBravoTango ago
What is a face but a bunch of openings into your body? Turning isn’t really a problem because a spit doesn’t move like smoke. The mask is like a goalie, it stops the spit from going through. He can’t stop smoke, though: it just goes around him.