Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
submitted ago by clamhurt_legbeard
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Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
submitted ago by clamhurt_legbeard
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[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Makes as much sense as anything.
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
No doubt. Common sense will be a crime soon.
[–] 25144926? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You are running low on credits. Make sense one more time and you will be routed to the nearest workers facility.
[–] jack-in-the-crack 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well it’s required. I went into a gas station to buy nicotine and they denied me service. I had to walk out to my car and grab the mask I have crumbled up on my passenger seat to get what I wanted.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] ago
Orrrrr pay at the pump.
Orrrrrrr go to a different gas station.