Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
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Archived Just saw an old man put on a mask to walk into a gas station and buy 5 packs of cigarettes (whatever)
submitted ago by clamhurt_legbeard
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[–] CryptoBard 0 points 45 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago
I keep seeing people wearing masks alone in their cars. Or alone RIDING A BICYCLE. It's so damned stupid.
[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I saw a fatty walking in the rain while wearing one... wish it would've collapsed so I'd have it on my dashcam.
[–] DukeCannon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Me too
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I believe they pushed it super hard at the start of all the hot weather for exactly that.
[–] Bottled_Tears 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I can one up. Gf and I have been going on hikes and walks. Everyone is wearing masks.
[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It helps to know who the retards are.
[–] yoshinoya 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A women was wearing one on a hike we did yesterday, nearly 1.5 miles into the trail...
[–] Unreasonable 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Swimming in a river. Wearing masks. I was totally shocked at what I was seeing.
[–] Derpfroot 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Self-induced waterboarding...that there is apex 'tardness.
[–] kaliyugajnd 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
saw two people hiking wearing masks, I felt bad cause I laughed out loud.
[–] 0rion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I did this same thing the other day, just LOL'd and shook my head.
[–] jesspietre 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
No mask for me. I like air and I don't obey government thugs.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn straight.
[–] OldGoatNewKid 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How do you do your shopping for groceries?
[–] jesspietre 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I walk right by without a mask, and nobody says anything. The area I'm in isn't a leftist pit.
[–] Drainpipe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Never been asked. About half of people are wearing them maybe.
[–] thenewpill 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
'medical exemption' dude. On the rare occasion that doesn't work, just walk passed them. But I haven't been confronted yet, and I've only been asked once.
[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Makes as much sense as anything.
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
No doubt. Common sense will be a crime soon.
[–] 25144926? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You are running low on credits. Make sense one more time and you will be routed to the nearest workers facility.
[–] jack-in-the-crack 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Well it’s required. I went into a gas station to buy nicotine and they denied me service. I had to walk out to my car and grab the mask I have crumbled up on my passenger seat to get what I wanted.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] ago
Orrrrr pay at the pump.
Orrrrrrr go to a different gas station.
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
What an idiot. Cartons are cheaper.
[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Look at this guy wanting to pay taxes on cigarettes.
The old man should visit his local reservation.
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
There's documentary called "Smoke Traders". Very interesting.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I KNOW RIGHT
[–] WireResource ago
Depends on how old and how healthy he is. Maybe he's guessing he won't get through a carton.
[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just wear the fag-rag, citizen
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have something in my pocket that says I don't need to.
[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago
I have a rocket in my pocket, but it fails to launch :(
[–] ItsYaNiggaPayon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Assuredly he doesn't think, "dehhhh I'm staying healthy" when he gets his mask, he's cursing having to suffer retards.
[–] 25145369? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
900 degree celcius flame plus a filter there is no way that guy gets corona taking a drag on a cigarette.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Whoa. Based old man started smoking to PREVENT corona.
I apologize for this entire thread.... Thank you.
[–] AngryInVirginia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Contrary to what they are saying in the news there were early studies that concluded that smokers had decreased rates of infection. Statistically valid, though bewildering, decreased rates of infection.
[–] sgtnoodle ago
It's sounding like severe covid symptoms are due to inflammation caused by excessive immune system response. Tobacco use suppresses the immune system, as does hydroxychloroquine.
[–] 25144889? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Does smoking cure the 'Rona?
[–] tanukihat 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
No, but it does prevent it. Nicotine damages the ACE2 receptors in your alveolar cells. This is the receptor that the coronavirus attaches to.
[–] INK9 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I recall reading that smokers tended to do well during the 1917 flu pandemic as well.
[–] 25144999? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I correctly assumed the old man was wise....
Stomp that boomer!
[–] clamhurt_legbeard [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your white blood cells cure the rona, and smoking decreases white blood cell count.
[–] 25145275? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Kinda sounds like a metaphor for the world rn.
World needs more whites to cure it or it's going down.
[–] Empire_of_the_mind ago (edited ago)
smoking makes it harder to get any airborne disease because when your lungs are irritated they create a mucus layer to protect the lowest lung area where the blood barrier is. earth has always had fires and smoke and other airborne toxins so of course we have lungs designed to deal with that issue. Italy, Spain, and France had studies months ago showing extremely low rates of coronavirus in smokers, something like 5% of the expected sample.
many smokers have what is called co-factors, meaning they're extremely unhealthy in general and they just happen to also smoke. the most common one is being a drunk. drinking is responsible for far more health problems than most people would ever believe.
i also highly suspect that the brands (and their various additives) make a lot of difference. you've never seen a study on smoking that compared rates of various issues with the brands smoked, but any smoker can tell you there is a difference between brands.
[–] OyGoy ago
Can't get the Coof if you're dead.