[–] PenisVonNiggerfaggot 2 points 69 points (+71|-2) ago 

God damn this site is already better than reddit. First online joke I've laughed at in a while

[–] jonnyquest 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

sur-fucking-prise.

...do you best to help keep it this way.

[–] SIayfire122 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Welcome faggot.

[–] Literally-Oppressed 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Hello and welcome, alienated critical thinker. I mean niggerfaggot.

[–] M80TheMan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Better late than never. Good to see a newfag who can take a joke.

[–] Floppyhorsecock 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

That is excellent

[–] MrPim 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I was ready to be mean, but your funny joke was funny

[–] gordranger 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No joke...

This movement among the Jews is not new. From the days of Spartacus-Weishaupt to those of Karl Marx, and down to Trotsky (Russia), Bela Kun (Hungary), Rosa Luxembourg (Germany), and Emma Goldman (United States), this world-wide conspiracy for the overthrow of civilisation and for the reconstitution of society on the basis of arrested development, of envious malevolence, and impossible equality, has been steadily growing. It played, as a modern writer, Mrs. Webster, has so ably shown, a definitely recognisable part in the tragedy of the French Revolution. It has been the mainspring of every subversive movement during the Nineteenth Century; and now at last this band of extraordinary personalities from the underworld of the great cities of Europe and America have gripped the Russian people by the hair of their heads and have become practically the undisputed masters of that enormous empire.

~ Winston Churchill

[–] brandnewset 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Souless man, was right before he was corrupted.

[–] Eleutheria 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

brb going to try and get some leniency on my gambling debts - Winston Churchill

[–] jimibulgin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

source?

[–] AnTi90d 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hah.. I'm telling that one at work tomorrow.

(I work in a room with no microphones, populated by people like me that are older and don't use the net.)

[–] hels 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I just wish I could tell this joke to real people without losing my job.

[–] Interruptedagain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Every single time!

[–] HappyGoLuckyGoy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't get it. Is it because water and vodka don't taste nice together?

[–] AlfonsHilter [S] 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

It's because all the jews swaped the vodka with water and thus there was only water in the barrel.

[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks, I hadn't read the setup correctly (it was all jews gathering bringing their bottles of "wine"). This is great.

[–] TripleZ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I just got it, thanks.

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