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[–] con77 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

fake but humorous. The "theif' was white.

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[–] ScientiaPotentia 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The person shown picking up the phone is the victim. Then he chases the thief screaming thief. The way I know this is that the volume of his voice remains constant throughout the video meaning his proximity to the phone never changes. Therefore he is pursuing the thief whilst holding the phone. If the thief had the phone the pitch and volume would vary. Therefore, the person yelling thief is holding the phone and must be the victim. Also, how did he upload the footage unless he was live streaming. The Black person must have taken something else. I also used deductive reasoning to determine the thief was Black.

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[–] Mittermeyer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I also used deductive reasoning to determine the thief was Black

Sounds like the cameraman just broke the law in Chaz by calling the jigaboo a thief. Chaz authorities will send him back to the reeducation camps.

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[–] KeepVoatAfloat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He could also be running away from the scene screeching "thief!" because he doesn't dare say "niggers!"

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[–] con77 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

its only reasonable

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[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It may not have been his phone that was stolen. Someone could have bumped into him, he dropped his phone, bent down to pick it up and other shit was stolen. These fuckheads have to carry all their belongings on them or keep them near them.

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[–] SigHiyel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They were a surprise redistributer.

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[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

the whole thing is off. yeah, it's fake.