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[+]CheeBooga1 point8 points9 points
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I just wanna be the cook. You never know when I'm gonna spike it with somthin'. One moment you're fine, the next you're seeing a nekked giraffe run across the screen and its dong swinging in circles like a pinwheel. Then the pinwheel turns into a sawmill and you're in a purtiful forest and an eagle swoops down and latches onto a monkey but the monkey latches onto the eagle and starts humping it and they fly away making sweet love, then a 80's song starts playing. "man, what the fuck was in those beans and cornbread", you say. What beans & cornbread? We had fucking hot dogs & tater tots.
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[–] CheeBooga 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago (edited ago)
I just wanna be the cook. You never know when I'm gonna spike it with somthin'. One moment you're fine, the next you're seeing a nekked giraffe run across the screen and its dong swinging in circles like a pinwheel. Then the pinwheel turns into a sawmill and you're in a purtiful forest and an eagle swoops down and latches onto a monkey but the monkey latches onto the eagle and starts humping it and they fly away making sweet love, then a 80's song starts playing. "man, what the fuck was in those beans and cornbread", you say. What beans & cornbread? We had fucking hot dogs & tater tots.
[–] theshopper 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LMAO man, you made my day!
[–] ALIENS2222 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
... There is another way to wrap up one's day?
[–] CheeBooga ago
Exactly! You know.
[–] noob_tube ago
Across the field of vision? Or... is this all a simulation?
[–] CheeBooga 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's a stimulation.
[–] dan_k 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Press alt+f4 on the keyboard to bring up the console, then put a check in "apply for admin"
[–] negrojohnny 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hear by pronounce you a US Marshall to protect Voat. That was easy as hell, what else you need?
[–] noob_tube ago
Can you suck my dick? To make it official?
[–] Drkadrka 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Gross. You want a nigger on your dick? Get out niggerfaggot, and cleanse yourself with fire.
[–] BB-3 ago
Look out boys! We've got a wannabe glownigger over here