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[–] 23587050? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Indeed, as capitalists we believe in efficiency and cost-effectiveness.

No additional bureaucracy needed in contracting to build a guillotine, order in blades, keep blades sharpened, contracting out cleanup crews for all the blood on top of our standard body disposal, etc. etc.

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[–] noob_tube 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In what world is a gallows more complicated than a guillotine?! Guillotines require less wood for construction and a steel blade is infinitely more reusable than hemp nooses are.

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[–] 23587595? ago 

Gallows instead of a tree.

Please send your sealed bid to the appropriate comptroller along with all the other contractors.