Archived Warning!!! Cyclists are vulnerable to Covid19. Walkers are immune. (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived Warning!!! Cyclists are vulnerable to Covid19. Walkers are immune. (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by SIayfire122
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[–] RussianGoyBot 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
we prefer lynching here.
[–] 23587050? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Indeed, as capitalists we believe in efficiency and cost-effectiveness.
No additional bureaucracy needed in contracting to build a guillotine, order in blades, keep blades sharpened, contracting out cleanup crews for all the blood on top of our standard body disposal, etc. etc.
[–] noob_tube 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
In what world is a gallows more complicated than a guillotine?! Guillotines require less wood for construction and a steel blade is infinitely more reusable than hemp nooses are.
[–] yewotm8 ago
Helicopters and defenestration are better. You want your executions to be as visible and humiliating as possible.
You don't have to kill literally everybody, and you really shouldn't either. Just kill leaders and true believers, and the rest will see your strength (they never liked leftists anyway, they just had to pretend to be in order to get social status and employment) and join your side.
[–] allahead ago
Lynching is generic term for a premeditated extrajudicial killing. The type of killing may vary, though typically hanging is used.
[–] Rockfish1000 ago
Rookie. Wanna ride shotgun in my fancy shmancy helicopter?