Archived If only Noah and his family survived the flood then everyone is Jews by defintion (whatever)
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Archived If only Noah and his family survived the flood then everyone is Jews by defintion (whatever)
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[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that's true, then where did the niggers, chinks, mudslimes, abos and other shitskins come from? And whites too since jews are not white? Either a lot more people survived or the whole thing is obviously just a story. The ark story has many, many holes in it, but we could go all day on those so I'll leave it at this.
[–] ScottMAGA ago
Medieval and early modern interpretations have you covered. Noah supposedly had three sons, each with a wife. After the flood they went in different directions.
Japheth's descendents became Europeans.
Ham's descendants became africans.
Shem's descendants became asians. Shem's descendants are called Shemites, or Semites. So jews claim to be descended from Shem, while we are supposedly descended from Japheth.
It is all nonsense of course.
[–] John22 [S] ago (edited ago)
Its bizarre, but the story is still being told in churches all over the world. I was indoctrinated by that as a kid because my parents forced me to go to Sunday school.
[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The story of the holohoax is being told everywhere too, but that doesn't make it true. We were indoctrinated on that in school and made to cringe if anyone calls it out as a lie. A lie told often enough will become the accepted truth. I think this applies to both the holohoax and the flood story.