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nah your farts could clear a gymnasium, but shockingly, you don't really shit that much and when you do it's pretty solid.
Secret to life: Metamucil. If you remember to take it daily, you literally don't ever have to wipe after about a week. Since I'm not a nigger who uses TP to pull the turd out of my ass (They actually do this), I do give a test wipe each time. TP always white as a ghost.
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[–] ReapReapReapReap 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
do you have to sand your toilet when you try to disinfect it?
if you even bother washing it that is.
[–] GrizzlyDark ago
nah your farts could clear a gymnasium, but shockingly, you don't really shit that much and when you do it's pretty solid.
Secret to life: Metamucil. If you remember to take it daily, you literally don't ever have to wipe after about a week. Since I'm not a nigger who uses TP to pull the turd out of my ass (They actually do this), I do give a test wipe each time. TP always white as a ghost.
[–] ReapReapReapReap ago
LMAO thanks for your wisdom.
[–] tokui ago
I have 1 or 2 bowel movements weekly. Avgs about 1.5 bowel movements. The key is to hydrate and empty bladder.
[–] ReapReapReapReap ago
and how many times do you flush per bowel movement?