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[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.

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[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Deer dont fuck up your vehicles, you fuck them up by not driving carefully enough around deer. Deer are what they are, humans are (supposed to be) intelligent enough to understand the hazards of deer collisions and the likelihoid of it in specufic places and times, and adjust their driving accordingly.

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[–] Jon633 ago 

All you need is a bow.

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[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're absolutely right. I should pick up a good compound or crossbow. We do have the occasional urban hunter come through our property, but it's not enough. I used to do competition archery in my younger years, and should pick up archery again and buy a good compound bow, but my money always goes... elsewhere.