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They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.
Deer dont fuck up your vehicles, you fuck them up by not driving carefully enough around deer. Deer are what they are, humans are (supposed to be) intelligent enough to understand the hazards of deer collisions and the likelihoid of it in specufic places and times, and adjust their driving accordingly.
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[–] Morbo 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
I had no idea deer were that bad. No wonder we shoot them.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They ate all my pea sprouts when they were only a foot tall. The deer must die.
[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Cover them up with a greenhouse.
[–] Wowbagger 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I've got a 30.30 and an itchy trigger finger. Put me in your background for a couple days and you'll have no regrets and plenty of venison.
[–] thecajunone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah the old Reddit switch a- omg someone pls kill me
[–] badruns ago
Morbo first
[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.
[–] PsiloTheWolf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Deer dont fuck up your vehicles, you fuck them up by not driving carefully enough around deer. Deer are what they are, humans are (supposed to be) intelligent enough to understand the hazards of deer collisions and the likelihoid of it in specufic places and times, and adjust their driving accordingly.
[–] Jon633 ago
All you need is a bow.