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[–]A9DickFur0 points
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But seriously, having worked in the service industry for a long time it's fucking disgusting how awful they are. Entitled pieces of shit, and they're only entitled because they know they can get away with shit because muh racism.
They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.
I do that to deer that live near me. Usually I can feel them looking at me from a distance. I make eye contact then bow breaking eye contact. Eyes emit energy others can feel, that is why if you are hunting something you shouldn't look directly at it for long.
Sometimes I will stomp my foot to keep them on their hooves.
Eyes emit energy others can feel, that is why if you are hunting something you shouldn't look directly at it for long.
Superstitious bullshit. Tests have been done to determine if people can tell that someone is staring at them and the results were no better than random guesses.
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While I agree that what Blumen suggests is BS I do think that at times we sense things on a somewhat subconscious level via hearing or out of the corners of our eyes or perhaps even touch, such as a small tremor. Those things might produce a lower-brain response because they're subtle and not understood. I could be full of it but it matches up with my personal experience.
[–]21554033?0 points
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You can keep white tails too generally if you raise them young but bucks get too aggressive when they are rutting in my opinion. Had a neighbor that had a horse gored by one unfortunately.
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Niggers are funny like that. When I bought my first house the only thing I could afford had some niggers across the street. When I tore out my lawn to replace with drought tolerant landscaping they had all kinds of questions (so did the white and Japanese neighbors). The white neighbors would come over and start a conversation. The Japanese neighbor brought me a cold can of Coke and told me I looked hot doing all that work. The niggers would shout, "Hey!" from across the street until I stopped ignoring them (I dunno why).
That brings up an interesting side story. The neighborhood was weird, about 50% white, 20% Hispanic, and 10% black. One day I'm working in the yard and my "woke" dad is helping. We look up and notice that every black person on the block is outside standing next to their mailbox. Sure as shit, the mail truck turns the corner a minute later. "That's weird," my dad says. "I wonder what they're all doing."
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[–] Ernpress 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Pesky critters eat all my flowers, but at least they don’t steal my car.
[–] puggy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
carry ticks but at least they don't hate whites
[–] toobaditworks 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Deer jerky tastes great. Nigger jerky tastes like burnt ripple.
[–] A9DickFur 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
But seriously, having worked in the service industry for a long time it's fucking disgusting how awful they are. Entitled pieces of shit, and they're only entitled because they know they can get away with shit because muh racism.
[–] Morbo 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
I had no idea deer were that bad. No wonder we shoot them.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They ate all my pea sprouts when they were only a foot tall. The deer must die.
[–] thecajunone 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah the old Reddit switch a- omg someone pls kill me
[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They eat all of our plants, crops and non-crops, and they've fucked up my cars and trucks on numerous occasions. Fuck deer. Cull them and eat them. I'd fucking waste all of those dumb motherfuckers on our property if we weren't technically within "city" limits. I fucking hate deer, but they can't hold a candle to my hatred toward niggers; of all the damage and insurance premiums deer have caused me, they don't even compare to the taxes I've spent on niggers.
[–] ArcAngel 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
niggers have no manners.
[–] lord_nougat 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
so there's no bag limit?
[–] Half_truth7s 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
on niggers, yes.
[–] ArcAngel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
on niggers? shouldnt be.
[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Also better looking than a nigger.
[–] jonnyquest 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
...and the smell?
[–] 21554016? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Also better.
[–] blumen4alles 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
I do that to deer that live near me. Usually I can feel them looking at me from a distance. I make eye contact then bow breaking eye contact. Eyes emit energy others can feel, that is why if you are hunting something you shouldn't look directly at it for long.
Sometimes I will stomp my foot to keep them on their hooves.
Dark skin, dark minds.
[–] Ernpress 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Deer language for “don’t even try it”
[–] yewotm8 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You can tell if people are looking at you without constantly knowing that your eyes are doing it in your peripheral vision
[–] blumen4alles 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I have been walking through the forest and felt something looking at me, spun around to see an owl up in a tree. My eyes went right to it.
[–] Morbo 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Superstitious bullshit. Tests have been done to determine if people can tell that someone is staring at them and the results were no better than random guesses.
[–] Wowbagger 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
While I agree that what Blumen suggests is BS I do think that at times we sense things on a somewhat subconscious level via hearing or out of the corners of our eyes or perhaps even touch, such as a small tremor. Those things might produce a lower-brain response because they're subtle and not understood. I could be full of it but it matches up with my personal experience.
[–] SOULESS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've read studies that have shown the opposite.
[–] squishysquid ago
let them think that. Makes creeper starring way easier for me.
[–] blumen4alles 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
Get ready to suck it:
Science Proves Human Eyes Emit Energy Beams
Look at all these results!
I bet you take The Bible literally as well. Hurr durr superstitious bullshit.
LOL
[–] StandsWithABeer 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That is an Axis deer. They are tame, can be kept in a regular livestock fence which they do not jump, eat grass not leaves have fawn spots all their life. https://www.google.com/search?q=Axis+deer+antlers+in+both+sexes&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-1-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO68b8lJPmAhWHuZ4KHf_nAJoQsAR6BAgIEAE&biw=1233&bih=649
[–] 21554033? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You can keep white tails too generally if you raise them young but bucks get too aggressive when they are rutting in my opinion. Had a neighbor that had a horse gored by one unfortunately.
[–] Patsuchyna 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is that Nara, Japan?
[–] cT9NlRLhxlyr 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Niggers are funny like that. When I bought my first house the only thing I could afford had some niggers across the street. When I tore out my lawn to replace with drought tolerant landscaping they had all kinds of questions (so did the white and Japanese neighbors). The white neighbors would come over and start a conversation. The Japanese neighbor brought me a cold can of Coke and told me I looked hot doing all that work. The niggers would shout, "Hey!" from across the street until I stopped ignoring them (I dunno why).
That brings up an interesting side story. The neighborhood was weird, about 50% white, 20% Hispanic, and 10% black. One day I'm working in the yard and my "woke" dad is helping. We look up and notice that every black person on the block is outside standing next to their mailbox. Sure as shit, the mail truck turns the corner a minute later. "That's weird," my dad says. "I wonder what they're all doing."
"What's the date?" I ask.
"The 1st," he says.
"When do welfare/disability checks come?" I ask.
He actually chuckled and we went back to work.