Archived I am the proud parent of a healthy 7lbs 7oz baby girl! (whatever)
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Archived I am the proud parent of a healthy 7lbs 7oz baby girl! (whatever)
submitted ago by The_Duke_of_Dabs
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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
I'm pleased you're happy.I'm pleased your wife and new child are safe and healthy. But...in an overpopulated world I wish you'd rescued an animal from the pound instead.
[–] moarzor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What if he shot an invader for every child he has? To even out the world population.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
if you inserted "home" before "invader" - I'd get excited.
[–] hang_em_high ago
Why the fuck would I want a used dog?
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
compassion. People who want animals, new or old, normally have compassion. Rescuing a used dog saves it from a certain death. Humans who breed simply want something soft and cuddly, which is what a dog is and, unlike a child, remains. So...rescuing a used dog is a win-win. An animal is saved and two otherwise breeders get something cuddly and a new consumer isn't introduced to an overpopulated world.
[–] kammmmak ago
They Can do that too dumbass.
[–] PaulNeriAustralia ago
true but why introduce a new consumer to an overpopulated world when a dog-in-existence would satisfy most of a human's breeding needs (something warm and cuddly to love and receive love)?