Archived I am the proud parent of a healthy 7lbs 7oz baby girl! (whatever)
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Archived I am the proud parent of a healthy 7lbs 7oz baby girl! (whatever)
submitted ago by The_Duke_of_Dabs
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[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Good job niggerfaggot. Now make a bunch of boys!
You do know how to make boys right!
I'll tell you so you'll know from now on.
As soon as you get off you grab your wife and stand her up! No joke! The little sperms will have to swim uphill to get to the egg. The little boy sperms are more active and swim faster than the girl sperms so they will beat them to the egg.
So next time you are trying to have a kid, snatch her up as soon as you're done!
[–] 963189_137 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So weird.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Done and done. Thank you for that advice.
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Steve Irwin got a boy by keeping his balls on ice.