Local bank was closed today with a sign on the door starting "Closed for Columbus Day" :)
Deposited four checks into the ATM which totalled $1776. :)
Filled out some paperwork prior to tomorrow's dental appointment and one of the questions was "gender: male or female" :)
A manbun faggot in a tesla tried and failed to cut me off on the way home. :D
Fiance said she wants to celebrate our 10 year relationship anniversary by going back to the first restaurant that I took her to. :)
Edit: scp just hit 1776 after posting this. :)
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[–] crazyjuan 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Finally making her an honest woman then, OP? Better get a move on if you're going to have those 8 incredible white children.
[–] VitGet [S] ago (edited ago)
Yes, believe me I've been trying but she keeps going back to school haha. Has her bachelors in bio chemistry and now is almost done with a dental hygiene degree. But dont worry, she cooks, cleans and wants at least 2 children. This one is worth it
[–] crazyjuan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She sounds intelligent, willing to get her hands dirty and you sound happy, so congrats!
All I'm saying is having only 2 children is letting the side down. If anything we all need to help pick up the slack left by our countrymen.
[–] Brawndosaurus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Seems to collect degrees instead of cats. Is she working as a bio chemist?
[–] DeseretIndustries 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That’s great! I hope congratulations are in order for your marriage and children in the near future.
[–] Professorballs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
:) what a fucking day! Enjoy mate.