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[–] ElDulce ago 

As a diver, you couldn't stick your dick in one of those clams. As soon as you get about 5 ft from them they close. Funny yes. Real no.

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[–] oldzeke [S] ago 

Well if the guy has a five-foot dick, the story starts to make a lot of sense.

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[–] ElDulce ago 

A picture of a 5ft dick would be easy cooler that a pusy looking clam. You'd have to coil it up in a fanny pack or something.