Archived Propaganda film "Shape of Water" claims its first victim (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived Propaganda film "Shape of Water" claims its first victim (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by oldzeke
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[–] DamonAxemaker 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I don't blame him, that's one slutty clam
[–] QuickMafs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why did his face swell up?
[–] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Swell up? It's an Asian.
[–] ElementalPee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fake news
[–] videocodec 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did he assume the clams gender?
[–] Mah_Selectah 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The jokes write themselves at this point.
[–] ElDulce ago
As a diver, you couldn't stick your dick in one of those clams. As soon as you get about 5 ft from them they close. Funny yes. Real no.
[–] oldzeke [S] ago
Well if the guy has a five-foot dick, the story starts to make a lot of sense.
[–] ElDulce ago
A picture of a 5ft dick would be easy cooler that a pusy looking clam. You'd have to coil it up in a fanny pack or something.
[–] mf1776 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
So it's the same guy who tried to kiss his pet water moccasin? Austin Hatfield?
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