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She's wearing a fuckton of makeup and that scene is uber staged to the point of being a parody of itself. I'm a dude, I'm not much of a cook but you don't have to be Emeril Lagasse to see this is fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.
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[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's wearing a fuckton of makeup and that scene is uber staged to the point of being a parody of itself. I'm a dude, I'm not much of a cook but you don't have to be Emeril Lagasse to see this is fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.