Archived Typical Niggers: Husband and wife in viral Disneyland brawl are no-shows at court (nypost.com)
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Archived Typical Niggers: Husband and wife in viral Disneyland brawl are no-shows at court (nypost.com)
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[–] Scroobius 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Court times are racist.
[–] illuminalto2 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Honest to God true story.
My friend's house got broken into. They stole his gun, xbox, and some jewelry. He lived in a 50/50 semi-run down part of town, and assumed it was nogs. The nog left a perfect handprint on a glass table as he came through a window and was arrested with three others nogs.
The nogs were 14ish, and they apparently robbed 3 houses that day on the same street.
Court comes, and my buddy shows up, the nog brought his grandma.
The other victims show up to court, all white folks. One white girl cried and said she didn't want the 14 year old nog to get in trouble - even though the nog stole all of her grandma's family jewelry and pawned it and she can't get it back.
So everyone says their part, and the nog's grandma gets up. The judge is going to arrange a sentencing based on the State's Attourney's recommendation. The state's attourney asks for a date 2 months in the future and the nog's grandma protests saying that the 14 year old doesn't have a car and SHE has to drive him and it's a hardship on her. Nog's grandma goes on to insinuate that they are trying to set the 14 year old up to miss his court date.
The judge asks the state's attourney to just dismiss the charges against the 14 year old because his grandma can't drive him to court!
The state's attourney started talking about how he thinks the 14 year old "learned his lesson" and was about to agree with the judge until my friend "absolutely lost it."
He stood up and started yelling about how the kid stole a gun, and just yelling and "Where is my gun? How do we know he's not going to shoot somebody? He stole a god damn gun! Nobody steals a gun for good purposes! You're going to let him go after we just heard three people crying about all their personal items he stole after breaking into their houses!"
The judge and the state's attourney quickly changed their minds and shuffled about saying, oh we're going to set a date for 1 month from now and the defendant needs to be here... etc. etc...
After they made the date my friend spoke up loudly "And I'll be there", and the judge essentially told him to shut up or they'll remove him.
Long story short: Court times are racist.
[–] penguin_17 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Damn. She is drinking some strong Koolaid
[–] iTSSOGRiM 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Great and well retold story!
[–] uvulectomy ago
I mean, arraignments are usually the first things on the docket in the morning. And blacc folk ain't do be wakin' up befo 2pm n' sheeit.