Archived I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $500 Alex. (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $500 Alex. (files.catbox.moe)
submitted ago by threesevens
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[–] SerialChiller 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Clearly, the daughter isn't properly trained in trusting and submitting her personal safety to an armed authority figure.
Off to the re-education camp for both of them.
[–] watts2db 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
good point
[–] red_rocket_blastoff 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
She's probably a single mom and never questioned the public school systems integrity ever before just thinks it "needs even more funding"
[–] user9713 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Pick one.
[–] HeLovedPandas 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It TaKeS a ViLlAgE
[–] CameraCode0 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She probably endlessly drills it into her child's head that she is in danger of being killed in a mass shooting at all times and will likely die of it. If it's real (doubt it).
[–] VeryOffended 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Way to give someone ideas though, stupid bitch.
[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't think it'll be that easy. The staff would easily pick up on it and call the authorities if somebody tried this.
[–] VeryOffended ago
True. But it's a great idea to feed the gullible masses for an "official story" as to what happened. Unfortunately I don't see it as unlikely since an arguement for preventing is arming teachers and security guards.
[–] Rockfish1000 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I love Shit That Didn't Happen. Makes me wanna slow clap.
[–] GumbyTM 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If true her daughter just made the case for arming teachers.
[–] CheeseboogerHimself 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If that guard is a coward like the jews in Broward county then yes she should be worried.
[–] Reddit-is-kill 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
I guarantee you she fucking flipped out about this to her child, not the other way around. Irresponsible and reckless parenting move.
Don't teach your children to fear public servants that put their lives on theft love every day. Teach then to fear degeneracy.