so my favorite cartoon of the 90's, rocko's modern life, got a reboot picked up by [sigh] netflix. naturally, i torrented it because netflix will never get a single shekel from me. now don't get me wrong: for the most part, the reboot is absolutely awesome. the writers, animators, and voice actors didn't skip a beat in the quality of the since cancelled show.
but then the predictable happened. in typical netflix fashion, they undoubtedly funded the special on one condition. hey, could you maybe fag the show up a little for us? for those who are not familiar with the show, there's a character called mr. bighead. his character is relatable to a lot of dads that we grew up with. staunchly conservative, short-tempered, and someone who has been working the corporate grind for far too long. and like many father and son relationships, the son has different goals and passions in life that clash with the ideals of what his father wants him to do (basically the son wants to be a cartoonist and the dad wants him to get a regular office job like he did). it's a story as old as time. his son's "rebellious" nature spawns the catch phrase repeated in several episodes, "I HAAAAVE NOOO SON!"
in the 90's show, the point was that the son ends up succeeding in pursuing his dream and creates a massively successful show called the fatheads. despite this, mr. bighead still resents his son out of not only his own stubbornness to accept that he was wrong about what he thought was best for him, but also out of petty jealousy that he actually became even more successful and more fulfilled with his life by taking major risks that his father never had the stones to go for and instead surrendered to a dull and soul crushing job within a cubicle. moral of the story: parents can make mistakes too, but family should always come before pride. and any attempt by his son to reconcile their relationship is reciprocated with a cold and shrewd, "I HAAAAVE NOOO SON!"
fast forward to 2019 where netflix completely loses the fucking plot to this timeline. it is the current year and we need to sprinkle on some (((diversity))) for these classic characters! now the new "twist" is that his son is a fucking trannie. for no reason whatso-fucking-ever. but of course it doesn't stop there. mr. bighead, being the EVIL, transphobic piece of shit that he is, rejects his son's noble, honorable, and brave decision to be a dick-splitting science experiment for the rest of his life! that's when he delivers the new bastardized punchline, "I HAAAAAVE NOOO DAUGHTER!" because that makes sense. my son's a mutilated faggot now, but i'll be goddamned if i don't respect her pronouns!
and now we have the upcoming reboot of invader zim to look forward to. i wonder what kind of sjw twist they'll ruin that show with. gee, lemme guess. dib's sister is a dyke now? there's a shocker...
tl;dr the new rocko's modern life reboot is actually really fucking good, with the exception of netflix turning one of the characters into a trannie for diversity points.
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[–] The_Venerable 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
I was enjoying it up until the part. That's when I immediately shut it off. Funny thing is I predicted this exact scenario before starting it up.
[–] invisiblephrend [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
same here. i just fucking knew netflix was going to pull something like this. they do eventually move on with the story afterwards though. i think it was pretty evident in the writing of the episode that they were forced to squeeze that small part in.
[–] ketoll 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Stranger Things 3 debuts.. Aaaaannnndd the ice cream girl's a lesbo. Of course, someone had to fucking be gay in that show. It's like a fucking requirement. I knew it was coming the entire season. I thought it was going to be Will's character that was gay, but he wasn't to my surprise.. so I guess that was sort of a Netflix "twist." Fucking degeneracy executives.
[–] 20190630? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bbbb but fags are only 2% of the population. That's why 30% of all characters are gay.
Trannies are .0001% but being entirely untethered from biology and sexual orientation labels is a legally and socially advantageous classification, especially to elevate ner-do-wells above normies and invert society, so must be advertised at every opportunity.
[–] Gadsden 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My boss and I were talking about this shit with Netflix just yesterday, and now I see yet another show where they have to cram it in our faces.
Every fucking thing they touch.
[–] JohnGolbani 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I was going to make a post/comment just like this. Was watching it with the kiddo, I had my finger on the trigger since I noticed Bighead's son's eyelashes seemed super effeminate right before the "coming out" scene.
As soon as that faggot stepped out of the ice cream truck in a dress I 'noped' the fuck out and shut that shit right off. Such a shame, I was enjoying it right before that point.
I hope to fuck the artist behind Invader Zim does not compromise, he was notorious for not selling out, it was one of the reasons his show was cancelled by the network but I'm sure he's going to suck the corporate dick after holding out for so long.
[–] senpaithatignoresyou 1 point 29 points 30 points (+30|-1) ago
Why do you think they attack video games so hard? It is a competing form of media. They have been vying for your attention for decades, and the gook nintendo tapes stole you from their precious propaganda. Why do you think the video game communities and the hobby communities get redpilled so fast? it's because they don't spend the time with the propaganda.
It's also why you are aware of it. You have been exposed to something better, and as a result all things inferior fail to grab your attention.
[–] GlowWorm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dude, are you kidding? Most of the new big games are totally pozzed and loaded with (((sjw))) garbage.
[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Keyword "big"
[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And quicktime events. They're trying to remove all puzzle-solving, critical and strategic thinking from big mainstream titles.
They only want interactive TV/movies or crime simulators. Or at best, something like Minecraft which burns off enormous amounts of creative energy.
[–] knuck887 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't know about you, but I connected with far cry 5 on a spiritual level.
[–] invisiblephrend [S] ago (edited ago)
american developers revolutionized the culture of video games, not the other way around. nintendo was adamantly opposed to adult themed video games for decades and still are to a degree. even today, nintendo very rarely puts out rated mature games. while american companies were creating games like doom, quake, and mortal kombat that featured blood (digitally replaced with "sweat" in western releases by nintendo) in them, nintendo went out of their way to make their versions of american made games as "family friendly" as possible with ridiculous amounts of censorship. sega was much more supportive of the artistic integrity of the creators, but eventually lost the console wars due to poor sales.
[–] Splooge 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's the modern (((entertainment))) "model" now, not just limited to (((Netflix))).
They start off with something they think everyone will like, get viewers emotionally invested, and then halfway through, bait-and-switch with some kind of kikery.
Usually the most "based" (as based as a kiked production can be anyway) characters are targeted -- they'll fuck a nigger, have a change of heart about gun control, turn out to be a mossad agent, decide they're gonna hide those poor refugees after all, sacrifice themselves to protect islam, etc.
[–] tastelessinvective 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The new Picard Star Trek is going to be hilarious. Picard is going to invite Borg refugees to Earth. Worf will convert to Islam. Riker will come out as trans. Wesley is going to jerk off in the corner while Data gives the BAC to his wife.
[–] invisiblephrend [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
i like star trek, but it was always very left leaning. the enterprise is basically every communist's wet dream. "everyone is equal and food just magically appears from a machine at a whim!"
[–] Splooge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
The USS Enterprise crew goes around installing socialist utopias everywhere they go, using the replicator to provide civilizations with unlimited money.
[–] 0rion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm going to give the show a chance based out of my intense feelings of nostalgia....but deep down I know you are right.
[–] TradMan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rage.
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[–] watts2db 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
and boomers but I did get great news that my parents finally ditched it
[–] TheSeer 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Aah yes, Boomers...
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That show's lifeblood was being edgy and fucked up. I doubt they have the guts to do it, unless maybe it's Zim mulching pro-life protesters to fuel his spaceship or something.
And yeah, I kinda just assume anything netflix is going to be annoying. I tried watching American gods, it started off great, I even got through the anti-gun episode. Then they had an opening sequence featuring a group of kind hearted mestizo gang bangers helping each other across the rio grande to get to a better life. The person leading them is, for some reason, a strong independent woman, because don'tneednoman.
Anyhow, gang-banger one starts drowning and is saved by none other than Jesus Christ himself walking on the river. Then a right wing christian death squad shows up and executes all of them, including Jesus.
I stopped right there and deleted the file, didn't bother with the rest.
[–] ketoll 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's Invader Xim you bigot!!!!
[–] fat_b0i ago (edited ago)
If they're christian, they know Jesus will just come to life 3 days later. And if it isn't actually Jesus, he'll just be another dead nigger. It's better to be safe than sorry, man.
Disclaimer: I have never watched the show. But if you help niggers commit crimes, you're a nigger too.
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here it's fucking ridiculous. They have christian slogans engraved on their guns and are holding rosary beads (catholics??) while they gun down the latinos. It's pure hateporn.
[–] Planetoftheclown 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Modern media is not about entertainment. It's about indoctrination.
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[–] rompele ago
Oh my God, I used to love Black Mirror, but season 5 was shit. Of course there’s gay shit in the first episode, because everyone is somehow secretly gay. Fuck your best friend goyim, it’s your secret (((desire))).
[–] ScionOfZion 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Don't watch anything made after 2015.