So on Twitter, most people type with a sort of accent or common diction. They’ll use safe and childish sounding words like “Yikes” or “Oof” to summarize their responses to things they don’t like. They don’t go into detail about it, and when questioned they’ll respond with “This ain’t it chief”. Now, this isn’t too far fetched considering Twitter has a short character limit. There’s not much space to argue or form concise thoughts, so to get around that you have to use brief language to get your point across. I get that, I really do.
But then why the FUCK DO THEY SAY THAT SHIT OUTSIDE OF TWITTER?! YOU SOUND LIKE YOU’RE IN FUCKING KINDERGARTEN YOU STUPID FUCK. NO ONE SAYS “OOF” IN RESPONSE TO YOUR BOSS DEMOTING YOU SO LAYSHANDAH CAN GET THAT RAISE. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY TALK LIKE THAT? THEY ALL HAD LIBERAL ARTS EDUCATION, SO THEY TOOK ENGLISH AND SPEECH RIGHT?? DIDN’T THEIR TEACHERS TELL THEM THAT THEY SOUND FUCKING RETARDED? OR WHAT, ARE THE TEACHERS CHUGGING DOWN THE SAME FLAVOR OF SOY MILK?! I GUESS THEY FORGOT TO TEACH THEM THE BASICS OF ARGUING TOO! DON’T ADDRESS YOUR OPPONENT AS “SWEETIE” YOU CONDESCENDING SELF-OBSESSED PRICK. NAME CALLING IS TODDLER LEVEL AND DOES NOTHING BUT SIGNAL THE REST OF YOUR SHIT FOR BRAINS APE FRIENDS TO RALLY BEHIND YOU. AND WHAT DOES “THIS AIN’T IT” EVEN MEAN?! WHATS “IT”? YOUR STANDARDS? THE CONDITION FOR A STATEMENT TO BE CORRECT? DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT “IT” REFERS TO? I DOUBT IT BECAUSE THOSE DUMB SHIT LICKERS WILL REPEAT WHATEVER THEY SEE IS TRENDING WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SECOND THOUGHT. YOU COULD SPAM “MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO” IN ENOUGH TWEETS TO GET IT TRENDING AND THEN TWATTERS WILL SEE IT, LAUGH, AND REPEAT THE PHRASE, MISSING THE FUCKING IRONY! AND WHILE I’M ON THE SUBJECT, QUIT REFERRING TO A GROUP AS “Y’ALL” YOU FUCKING STARBUCKS-ADDICTED POTTERY MAJORS. YOU COULD AT LEAST FUCKING PRETEND YOUR GENETIC CODE MATTERS AND IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY BEYOND ONE TO TWO SYLLABLE WORDS, YOU STUPID FUCKS.
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