[–] tokui 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Sick of pressing #1 for English.

[–] fishmantis 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Just wait until you have to press #2 or #3 for English.

[–] womwomwom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thankfully the first edition of the Newspeak dictionary effectively ended that practice. I haven't had to press #2 for English since 2025.

[–] tokui 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

lol

[–] RustyEquipment ago 

wanna get together and make a shirt?!?!

Something along those lines... never donned on me till now! i think it would be fun... man how i wanna own my own printing company!

[–] tokui 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Press #1 for English

Press #2 for Deport

[–] Professor_de_la_Paz 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

As it is I am becoming my father, with his intolerance for stupidity. If the day comes when I have turned into my grandfather, people would be best served by staying off my lawn.

Old people don't give a fuck.

[–] Hebrew-Virus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The older I get, the less fucks I give. Generosity, it seems, is for youthful, leftist retards.

[–] Timmy2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Amen to that sheeit.

[–] gazillions 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

"Racist" Everytime I hear that impotent, childish, bullshit name calling word I'm reminded of the Turner Diaries.

In 1978 it was obvious to someone what the fuck was going on.

[–] Lynch_Tree 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not Mexican, I'm Puerto Rican

Shut up Mexican

[–] DamonAxemaker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Puerto Ricans are even worse. I know technically they are part of American but they are complete scumbags. At least beaners work.

I guess that's what comes of having a history that's nothing but a string of defeats. The only thing Puerto Ricans can be proud of is that they exist at all after getting beaten and raped by everyone that set foot on their beaches.

[–] Nosferatjew 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If you're from south of the border, you're a Mexican. Don't like it? Then you can go right the fuck back to your shithole of a country.

[–] lemon11 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Actually, this works even if they weren't (unless they're from the Caribbean and drifted right to Florida), since it's likely they came through Mexico to get here. It's especially relevant to asylum seekers passing through other countries on the way to their target.

[–] Charilko 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If you live in a border state, you think this every time you hear Spanish. It becomes a tic. I grew up near the border and I can’t stand the sound of the language anymore.

[–] acheron2012 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The US REALLY needs to cut the ricans loose. I suggest giving the entire island to Cuba. Or China. Or India. I really don’t give a damn. Just stop calling them Americans. We have more in common with Slovenians than those savages.

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses ago 

Or just nuke the entire hellhole of an island. It's populated with nothing but cockroaches

[–] acheron2012 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Although I am a huge fan of nuclear weapons that isn’t really a great idea. Although if we time it correctly the wind should carry the fallout over the ocean.

Hmmmm.... Cleansing pr instantly VS the possibility of deadly fallout spreading across the south east United States......

What the hell. You’ve convinced me. The reward is worth the risk. Hell if we are really lucky the wind will be just right and the fallout will come down on Miami.

[–] Merchant_Menace 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

... shockingly based

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