[–] AlexanderMorose13 2 points 55 points (+57|-2) ago 

I never hire gays or transgenders. Not only do they steal, they act like they can do no wrong. Gay men are essentially feminine men. All the worst parts of women applied to male thoughts. Just an absolute nightmare to deal with.

[–] Anam 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Whoopsies always gang together in snotty little cliques urging each other to take offense and use guilt as a weapon, with their "Ooooh! Sorry for breeeeathing!", and "Oooh, somebody got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning" shit.

[–] prairie 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Oooh, somebody got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning"

"No, it's because you're a faggot."

[–] Jaegerjaques 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy shit I felt annoyed just reading that.

[–] ModernChonger 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

They claim victim status while stealing from you. Patting you on the back with one hand and picking your pocket with the other.

[–] Splooge 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

The jew cries out in pain as it strikes you.

[–] BlackPilledPlatypus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

An acquaintance of mine told me about a shit-worker that was gay and delinquent a lot. He didn't get along with one manager and after losing his job for obvious reasons, he called corporate and accused the manager of being aggressive and disliking gays.

[–] Gamio 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not all of them but quite a number of gay men act like if they behave how they think women behave that they'll be allowed do, say, imply, or whatever they want without consequences. I can understand why a woman might get get a pass for some of their behavior, biology says men want to fuck that but it escapes me why they think why straight men would want what a gay man has enough to give them a pass.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 2 points 16 points (+18|-2) ago 

You fired a thief. Fellatio seems secondary.

[–] SparklingWiggle 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

He stole his heart.

[–] invisiblephrend 3 points 1 point (+4|-3) ago 

🎶 sometiiiimes when we touch... 🎶

[–] ScorchedLife 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

My favorite firing ever was a black guy. He had been disappearing from work during the daytime for extended periods. One of his co-workers told me I should friend him on Facebook. I did and he accepted. I looked on his page and it was nothing but pictures of him posing in the bathroom at work. There were literally hundreds of these photos. I call him in and explain to him he's terminated and why. I expected him to go into denial mode or slam the door and walk out. Instead he started crying and crying and crying... He was repeatedly yelling, 'Oh Lawd!' He slipped out of the chair he was sitting in and cried on the floor too. Uncertain about how to handle this, I finally had to lift him off the floor and say GTFO while half carrying him and shoving him out the door. I finish up the day at work and check his Facebook page for kicks. On his way out he had taken 2 more photos of him posing in the bathroom. You could still see the tears on his cheeks, but he was still posing gangsta.

[–] IStealYourCookies 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago 

I fired a faggot today.

Out of a canon and into the sun. right ? Lol I hope the faggot you fired committed suicide :D

[–] IslamicStatePatriot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I fired a faggot today...

Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash singing Hurt.

[–] AbjectSubstance ago  (edited ago)

i fired a fag... today.

to see if it's still legal

i focus... on the gays

to take out the allele...

[–] xenoPsychologist 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Out of a canon and into the sun.

reference secured! and its a classic.

[–] HillaryClintonsShoe 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

On minecraft.

[–] Pu3Ho 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Hiring a faggot is a crime against yourself to begin with. So it's either you or cocksucker who hired it needs a proper lesson to never make that mistake ever again.

[–] squishysquid 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

could see it slipping by, it's not like "do you suck dicks" is a standard interview question.

[–] watts2db 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There is a certain USMC Drill Instructor who would beg to differ

EDIT: https://youtu.be/dqa5CPLlw-U

[–] handsignals ago 

bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[–] PsiloTheWolf ago 

Probably should be

[–] LettItBurn 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Thieving cocksucker. Feels good man."

What did he do to you? o_O

[–] Iheartcatfood 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

He punched his asshole with his penis

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

how could it be anything but theft of sperm?

[–] thelma 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Well, he fucked you, so he is happy too.

[–] HeebSlayer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At my job, they gave the female, Hispanic and LGBT member of our team a promotion to supervisor. They passed over a male with actual managment experience because he didn't fill enough diversity boxes.

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