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I have only ever met 1 other person who knew what im talking about. My grandparents had a HUGE sat dish in their yard with a STB that required programing it with many codes to access different 'galaxies' and then each galaxy had multiple channels. once programed you could return easily. There was a letter for the galaxy and channels were numbers.
There was one channel, G5? that during the day played only kids tv shows. All the greats we didn't get on peasantvision basic over the air.
At exactly 5 or 6 pm, the channel switched from kids only tv to porno. Horny Henrys French Adventures greeted us after the credits of the previous show and remained porno for the rest of the night. I always thought it was fucking weird to put both back to back. But knowing what I know now, seems intentional.
I know a physician that was my boyfriend (I'm a woman nurse). He told me when he was a kid the boys on his street got together in a tree house.to discuss girls The older ones informed the younger ones that girls have two holes. This boggled their minds. The question was Which one do you fuck? A week later the boys got together again. They were informed Girls don't have two holes, they have three. This was totally mind boggling.
Other than my grandpa's old army pics (he was a medic) of a guy with elephantitis in his dick, it was by accident on TV. Back in the day one could put a potato on their antennae to get more stations. Was surprised at some of the porn stations that came in.
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[–] shiftyposter 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I have only ever met 1 other person who knew what im talking about. My grandparents had a HUGE sat dish in their yard with a STB that required programing it with many codes to access different 'galaxies' and then each galaxy had multiple channels. once programed you could return easily. There was a letter for the galaxy and channels were numbers.
There was one channel, G5? that during the day played only kids tv shows. All the greats we didn't get on peasantvision basic over the air.
At exactly 5 or 6 pm, the channel switched from kids only tv to porno. Horny Henrys French Adventures greeted us after the credits of the previous show and remained porno for the rest of the night. I always thought it was fucking weird to put both back to back. But knowing what I know now, seems intentional.
[–] Niggardly_Jew 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Sounds like skystream. Sounds nefarious
[–] Nukethenarrative ago
Sounds like a Jew thing.
[–] undertheshills 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Got showed hustler by an older siblings friend. I remember seeing this chick spread legged and saying gross. He laughed.
[–] StandsWithABeer ago
I know a physician that was my boyfriend (I'm a woman nurse). He told me when he was a kid the boys on his street got together in a tree house.to discuss girls The older ones informed the younger ones that girls have two holes. This boggled their minds. The question was Which one do you fuck? A week later the boys got together again. They were informed Girls don't have two holes, they have three. This was totally mind boggling.
[–] undertheshills ago
3 holes is the current value of 90% of women in the West.
[–] 1031grnis 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Other than my grandpa's old army pics (he was a medic) of a guy with elephantitis in his dick, it was by accident on TV. Back in the day one could put a potato on their antennae to get more stations. Was surprised at some of the porn stations that came in.
[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Not sure if I went to thongbattle.com (two pics put next to each other, user votes) or a page out of my brother’s porn mag I found.
Edit: or Titanic.
[–] Niggardly_Jew 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
First encounter was a page ripped out of a nude magazine left in the park.
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[–] Armpit_and_Ass 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
https://i.imgtc.ws/uaU5adm.png
[–] StandsWithABeer ago
I was in high school. I found some vids in my dad's closest.
[–] Dirty_Money ago
Porn is used to tear about traditional western values. Read, "Brave New World", to understand.