[–] clamhurt_legbeard 2 points 73 points (+75|-2) ago 

If you have enough discipline to get ripped, you have enough discipline to wait for the right girl.

Lift more.

[–] Wowbagger 1 points 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

And go to church or a community of some kind. Won't find the right girl on fucking Tinder

[–] fightknightHERO 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

The thing about most churches, they are antichrist.

is there a legit, non-jew'ed solution to find an Aryan bride?

[–] ConquistadorCoronado 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm catholic and there still no decent women the church. Nothing but single moms and cafeteria catholic.

[–] ForTheUltimate 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I like the idea of tourism impregnate and dump


[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The right girl is a girl two rungs less attractive than yourself in a country which reinforces male authority.

[–] WhiteChickens 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

two rungs less attractive than yourself

So basically, why bother. lol

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whatever you want, bro.

[–] elphantasmo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

dunno if they make girls ranked -1

[–] vonclausewitz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Where is this magical country?

[–] philmchawk 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

To bad they're less than 1% of the population. Maybe i should go to eastern Europe for a month.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Bring back a white virgin and assimilate her to American ideals.

Have white babies and raise them up right.

[–] Boris 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Balkans are full of worthy females.

[–] Niggardly_Jew 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

implying that the government doesn't subvert society to eliminate as many of the "right girls" as possible.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

No I didn't.

You don't know what implying even means.

[–] CivNatisFullRetard 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Pretty close to my life

[–] Aeioulmao 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Yeah the first frame maybe

[–] CivNatisFullRetard 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Lol I deadlift 650. Just die bitch.

[–] Saulspergmin 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's what happens when you date purple chicks.

[–] qotile 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

One that hooks up with green guys, at that. Squeeze the lime, do the time.

[–] FridayJones 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I despise algae-skimmers.

[–] jimibulgin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nigga's blue, what do you want?

[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Blue dude with purple chick who lets limes and niggers fuck her up the ass. WTF is this race-mixing shit?

[–] LDIP 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

14 words

[–] gonight 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

88 precepts

[–] ForTheUltimate 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

too long. mcnukes is better

[–] Warnos44 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

The wall on that fourth frame.

Gotta love the hollow eyes.

[–] Timmy2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

His soul just evaporated.

[–] jimibulgin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

sixth frame?

[–] iLuvJews 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's reading this panel like an analog clock?

[–] Warnos44 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No the wall doesn't line up but it does in the other frames.

I'm not even ocd 😂

[–] Splooge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Numb determination.

[–] 0011000100100111101 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the lights out also

[–] Itsdone63 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It aint even exaggerating. Girls bring up their kill count all the time. I've never broached the topic but girls often bring it up. Protip, if the BEST case scenario is indifference it isn't worth bringin up

[–] DayOfThePillow 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Pro Tip - Act like you are cool with it, get them to open up, if they think you aren't they'll never open and you'll get played. The shit I've heard off women would make most people pursue a life of celibacy.

[–] vonclausewitz 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is good advice. What I've learned is, if you just keep your fucking mouth shut, women assume you have been just as promiscuous as they have. Why would they assume that? Two reasons: First, because most of the time, they're banging chads who are that promiscuous. Second, because non-chads are literally invisible to them.

So, they've gone to wild sex parties where everyone ends up fucking in the hot tub, they see there are guys at this party, they assume all guys are living this lifestyle. As long as you don't contradict them, you can use their assumption to filter them out.

The shit I've heard off women

Hit me with a story.

One of my favorites is a girl telling me that she and her best friend had gone to a concert during their first summer off from college and """toured""" with the band (read: lived on the bus and got fucked all summer). She was literally bragging to me that she was a groupie and expecting me to go, "cool" instead of, "get the fuck away from me you disease-ridden whore"

[–] Itsdone63 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pfft. Maybe if you're just looking to get laid. Some girl tells you she's fucked 50 nigs and you're gonna hang around? Protip my ass

[–] fightknightHERO 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

[–] FightingTheDarkArts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Clam and Wowbagger are correct. I have met more women I can stand to be around at a nice bar than I have on Tindr or PoF. Dating apps are the worst of the worst. You have a better chance of getting a decent woman scouring the homeless community than you do with online dating. That isn't a joke or exaggeration.

I go to church now. I've never been extremely religious but I found one I can tolerate, one that doesn't throw the LBGT agenda in your face, one that actually has a lot of people going there because they're seeking to better themselves. I've been going 2 weeks now and it's nice so far.

[–] reject_kikery 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Really? I find most pretend to believe whatever I seem to believe.

[–] FightingTheDarkArts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yea. That happens. I have charmed them then threw some sweet peter on them and they'll believe almost anything. It just gets old. It's too easy and it's low hanging fruit. I also don't get off on hurting anyone's feelings.

The crazed feminists, they're common in this city I'm in and you'll grab them via online dating often. That's why I don't do online dating anymore. I don't need to and it's easier and you can pick up better at a nice club or bar.

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