... being an apartment manager on call 24/7.
You get a phone call at 1am from an apartment that has the following...
A neighbour to the left. A neighbour to the right. 3 neighbours above. 3 neighbours below. And thats just the direct neighbours.
The middle aged resident yells down the phone at you demanding you come to the building and stop the major construction happening at 3am in the apartment above.... and below... and to the left... and the right... it's so loud, can't you hear it down the phone? You hear nothing down the phone. You promise you will come and check it out and get in the car expecting more phone calls... to find a silent building. You get no phone calls from 8 other residents complaining of major construction work. You go home. You go back to bed.
You get a phone call at 2am. Its the same resident. Making the same complaint. Only now you know the noise is in her head. You tell her you couldn't find the source of the noise but will note the complaint. She keeps you on the phone for half an hour before you finally get rid of her, and put her number on mute and go back to sleep.
You get a phone call at 3am. as you look at the phone you find 19 missed calls from same resident. This number is different. Its residents father. Yelling down the phone that he bought that apartment because it has staff to deal with noise complaints. Y U no fix? "Mental Ilness" is wrongspeak. After half an hour you get to him that you will investigate in the morning. And put him on silent too.
You get a phone call at 4am. you look at the phone, 23 missed calls, resident, father, and now you've slept through the boss ringing because youre fucked. "Resident rang committee who rang me why u no fix or we lose job?" "Mental illness boss" "Mental illness is wrongspeak! U fix nao!"
... life be all like being contractually obligated to be on call 24/7 to respond to the noises in someone elses head on pain of losing your job if you dont.
I ain't even kidding on that shit folks, this was a twice weekly occurrence for 3 months
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[–] Will0890 ago
Your title statement sounds like something an ebonical nigger would say... you know, like the ook term "woke". Might as well just say sheeeeeeit.